This blog is dedicated to the most colorful commentator in the history of the beautiful game. Whether he's waxing poetic over Messi or berating his co-commentator for rambling about Tom Cruise, Ray Hudson always has something noteworthy to say.
"Victor again does his impersonation of the Exxon and spills it."
"[Pogba]’s proven one thing: he can get a job in a butcher’s shop any time he wants if this football thing doesn’t work out."
"Braver than a matador in a pink tutu he was."
"Oh my sweet lord. What a ball. What a pass! The ball is magisterial. The finish is nothing less than stupefying."
"Llorente has an absolutely impossible task to hit that first time. Well, he just threw a pint glass into a shot glass. Astonishing."
"Absolutely celestial, heavenly finishing by the big man that leaves Rio Ferdinand in his wake who doesn’t see finishing like that much."
"On to this one quicker than a jackrabbit on a hot date. Look at this finish! That is beyond world class."
"The head’s up; the neck’s twisting like Linda Blair in The Exorcist. Wonderfully hit."
"De Gea sees Llorente turn the ceramic brakes on and turn like a Ferrari."
"He’s a one-man battleship, De Gea. Where’s his critics now?"
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